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This cotton tee carries a vintage, slightly cheeky vibe for folks who collect old-school lanterns or simply love rustic, mechanical charm. The front art shows a proud collector surrounded by dozens of lanterns with the bold line: “My wife says I have too many lanterns — she’s wrong.” The muted sepia tones and weathered frame give it a well-worn, campfire-told-story feel. Wear it on weekend flea-market hunts, at lantern swaps, or while tinkering in the workshop. The relaxed crew neckline and soft but sturdy fabric settle into a comfortable, lived-in rhythm after a few wears, making it an easy go-to layer for casual outings and hobby gatherings.

Product features
- Durable medium-weight cotton (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual DTF and DTG printing for crisp sleeve/necktape and detailed front art
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced US cotton; tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Lantern Collector T-Shirt — “My Wife Says I Have Too Many Lanterns She’s Wrong”

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